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I'm so fat

Fri Jun 19, 2009, 8:31 PM
The other day after I was done with my first exam, the same guy that sexually harassed me that I got suspended came up to me and said "I fucking hate americans," because I was talking to other girls about who I was actually an American. So, maturely, I asked him why he hated americans. My first answer was "Um... They're all fat." I wanted to laugh, but I asked. "Do I look fat to you?" "No." "So why do you hate Americans?" "George Bush is an asshole." "George Bush may be an icon, but he doesn't represent how all Americans are. Why do you hate Americans?" He didn't answer me and tried to leave the convo. I let him because I'm not an asshole like George Bush apparently is. But seriously, come on!!! How can you hate Americans because they're "fat" and Bush is an asshole? Seriously, wtf Canada? Like, that guy's answer to why is like my new favorite saying. Every time America comes up in my family now, I'm just like "You're fat and Bush is an asshole! That's why you suck!" Like jeez, how dumb can someone get? Honestly, that wasn't the first or last racist comment I've gotten lately. But like, I just gotta laugh it off. It's no use fighting with fools, you know?
Anyway, one more exam on Tuesday and I'm done with school. Jeez, finally! I feel like I've been in 10th grade for like 2 years lol. We started early in Peru and ending late here. My parents are letting me switch schools next year thankfully. I'm thinking about telling people I'm Sweedish in my next school so people don't make fun of me for being American. It's that bad, seriously.
My English teacher is such a stupid ignorant woman, idk where to even begin. Did I ever tell you guys that she believes in reincarnation? that she thinks that she was once a native that drawned being the reason why she is scared of the color blue? Also, she was trying to give us an example of an oxymoron the other day and put up "military intelligence." I was like wtf, worst example ever, you ignorant pacifist dolt! She's so dumb. So also couldn't think of an example of a paradox so I had to give the class one. She blamed the fumes of the school cause she's alergic to everything aparently... lame.
Anyway, enough about her. you guys dun care about my life stories anyway. I just bought some new clothing, so I'm excited to start modelling it. Clint is also keeping me busy with a few more requests that I have yet to do. So I'll be uploading those when I take them.
I'm still taking requests for modeling. If you have them, probably want to get them in now because once I do Clint's requests, I'm going to want to do all of them. Just makes it easier so you don't have to wait for the day I'm motivated again.
Anyway, Why am I even making this journal? It's basically pointless. I only made it to show you guys that I didn't die or something like that. Sorry I haven't been able to view and comment on everything. Update me now on y'all's lives plz 8D

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:iconl337pyrox:
lol wow. I dont even know what to say to that

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:iconpagespeaker:
lol I know right. I hardly know what to say myself

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:iconl337pyrox:
I wouldve punched the kid in the face.

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"Curiosity killed the cat, but the cat has 9 lives. Use them while you have them." ~Craig Workman
Yeah i quoted myself. Deal with it!
:iconpagespeaker:
haha I wish I could have. It would have been nice. But he probably could have had be down in a second afterwards

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There's only one way to fix a clock. And that's with sugar, butter, jam, and tea. But no mustard. That would be silly.

-Mad Hatter


Have you been told that you’re a rude old hag lately? Or is it just assumed?

-Vice Sin
:iconl337pyrox:
Im sorry babe :(

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"Curiosity killed the cat, but the cat has 9 lives. Use them while you have them." ~Craig Workman
Yeah i quoted myself. Deal with it!
:iconarchangelxamy:
Ffffffffffff English teachers suck.

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:iconpagespeaker:
lol indeed they do

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There's only one way to fix a clock. And that's with sugar, butter, jam, and tea. But no mustard. That would be silly.

-Mad Hatter


Have you been told that you’re a rude old hag lately? Or is it just assumed?

-Vice Sin
:iconpagespeaker:
lol it's fine^^ I think it's more funny than anything else

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There's only one way to fix a clock. And that's with sugar, butter, jam, and tea. But no mustard. That would be silly.

-Mad Hatter


Have you been told that you’re a rude old hag lately? Or is it just assumed?

-Vice Sin
:iconl337pyrox:
lol true that.

--
"Curiosity killed the cat, but the cat has 9 lives. Use them while you have them." ~Craig Workman
Yeah i quoted myself. Deal with it!

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